Looking for noodle puns to spice up your noo-dull content? We can help with that.

It’s probably no surprise to you that we love noodles and good puns around here. Combining these passions, we thought it made sense to sit down and assemble the cheesiest, cringiest and most noodiful list of noodle puns available on the Internet.

Because what else would we do with our time right?

While our site is usually limited to just Chinese noodle dishes, this post covers cute noodle puns about ramen, udon, pho, and many types of pasta too… because nothing is cooler than thorough content. Oh yeahhh.

Anyways, we hope that you find this list of noodle puns helpful, and that our shameless noodle pics brainwash you into trying our recipes.

Generic Noodle Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions

In need of a cute noodle pun to pair with a photo of homecooked noodles, your favorite takeout or (even better) a photo of you enjoying said noodley delights? Here are some cute generic noodle pun ideas that work great for Instagram captions.

In the mood for noods.

Send noods.

Slurprise.

Just u-slurpin’ the throne.

Slurp’s up.

Never a noodull moment.

Havin’ a bowl. 

What a bowl-tiful moment.

It’s a nood dawn, it’s a nood day…

Love a good of slurp-endipity.

What a truly nood-iful moment.

This dish was Noodifully done.

Life is noodiful.

Chinese Noodle Puns and Wordplay for Instagram Captions

Let’s get more specific! From chow mein to ho fun, here are some cute Chinese noodle puns to bust out.

Noodles are my Mein hobby.

Noodles are the best things in life. You know what I Mein? 

Girls just wanna have Fun. 

Mein Girls.

Hobbies? I Mein-ly just eat all day.

Almost forgot to Mein-tion this amazing meal.

They asked me how many grams of noodles I wanted. I told them I wanted wonton noodles.

Hey, welcome to my Mein account.

Japanese Noodle Puns and Wordplay for Instagram Captions

Japanese noodles are some of the most popular ones on the planet, so here are some cutesy ramen, soba, and udon puns to add to your collection.

Ra-meant to be.

I don’t need men, only ra-men. 

Just fall me a hopeless ramen-tic.

Can always count on ramen to ra-mend my woes. 

Gimme one sec to Soba up.

Udon know how much I love you.

Udon know how much I love noodles.

Are Udon yet? 

Feeling a little shiri-tacky today.

Vietnamese Noodle Puns and Wordplay for Instagram Captions

And how could we ever pho-get Vietnamese noodle puns? Here are some cute ideas, whether you’re looking for pho puns, bun puns or even a pun for Banh Canh.

Didn’t you know? I go crazy pho rice noodles. 

A meal I can never pho-get. 

This meal is pho real…!

Well this was a Bun Cha fun.

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got Bun, hun.

These noodles were simply bunbelievable.

Now this is what I call an a(Bun)dance mindset.

Don’t be vermi-jelly of my rice vermicelli.

Yes we (Banh) Canh.

Pasta Puns and Wordplay for Instagram Captions

Coming up with a cute pasta-related pun might seem like Mission Impasta-ble, but we have you covered with those too…

Too many noodles? That’s impastable.

Just had the best pasta ever and I just can’t spaghet about it…

Is there such thing as too much pasta? To that, I say pen-NAY.

I was gonna make a pasta pun but honestly I’d fusilli doing that.

I asked for the recipe of this pasta and they said they’d never Taglia-tell.

Punny Noodle Jokes

Last but not least, if you need a good noodle-themed dad joke to bust out, here are some foolproof options that will earn you at least an eye roll and pity chuckle.

Why did the delivery guy run away so fast after his breakup?
He needed to pho-get.

How do pasta dishes decide who has to do a chore?
Linguine meeny miny mo.

Who can eat a full bowl of thick Vietnamese noodles?
Banh Canh.

What did the Soba say to the other noodles when they had too much to drink?
Udon.

Why did nobody want to hang out with the Chinese noodles?
Because they were Mein.

Why did the Japanese noodles volunteer to drive everyone home?
Because they were Soba.

What did they call the Batman series which showed Batman as a struggling student?
Batman and Ramen.

What do you call a snake that loves noodles?
A slurp-ent.

How did the noodle take over power?
It u-slurped the throne.

Did we miss any of your favorite noodle puns?

Let us know in the comments so we can add more noodle-themed puns to our list!